dreamingmoonprincess:

thesassiestsamwinchester:

phonestrumpet:

guy:

who the fuck chooses the actors in infomercials

I want to be an overactor in an informercial. I feel it’s the role I was born to play.

the fucking tape measure guy

butt odor! XD

What the ever living fuck is wrong with these people? How have they lived as long as they have?

wannyy:

This was actually uploaded to PornHub. That’s how good it was. Just saying.

Yeah that gave me an erection…

wannyy:

This was actually uploaded to PornHub. That’s how good it was. Just saying.

Yeah that gave me an erection…

(x)

Did my daughter go to ComicCon and not tell me?

leslieknope:

lindsayetumbls:

FIGHTIN’ AROUND THE WORLD

#Let me tell you about my passions

I wouldn’t bait that guy. EVER.

leslieknope:

lindsayetumbls:

FIGHTIN’ AROUND THE WORLD

#Let me tell you about my passions

I wouldn’t bait that guy. EVER.

Costume plan for 2015 as well.

Costume plan for 2015 as well.

So this is planned for 2015

So this is planned for 2015

interdimensional-wanderlust:

byron130:

18.05.2014I learned yesterday that when you see a bee on the ground that isn’t moving, it’s not necessarily dead, it’s probably just dead tired from carrying lots of pollen and needs re-energising. So if you mix a tiny bit of water with some sugar and let it drink it will give it the boost it needs to continue on its way. Bizarrely, this exact thing happened today! I found a knackered bee, mixed up some sugar water, gave it a drink and watched it guzzle and guzzle then suddenly come back to life. It was amazing! Thank you patrick, it was an excellent tip that i’ll never forget and will continue to pass on to others!

awww


Hey Dani, show this to your mom!

interdimensional-wanderlust:

byron130:

18.05.2014
I learned yesterday that when you see a bee on the ground that isn’t moving, it’s not necessarily dead, it’s probably just dead tired from carrying lots of pollen and needs re-energising. So if you mix a tiny bit of water with some sugar and let it drink it will give it the boost it needs to continue on its way. Bizarrely, this exact thing happened today! I found a knackered bee, mixed up some sugar water, gave it a drink and watched it guzzle and guzzle then suddenly come back to life. It was amazing! Thank you patrick, it was an excellent tip that i’ll never forget and will continue to pass on to others!

awww

Hey Dani, show this to your mom!

Red Hood helmet. Worn by two generations of hysterical screaming nerds.

thelastofkrypton:

gogosydzilla:

So I found this “Marvel’s Famous Couples” set at a Peddler’s Mall the other day and

Scott you ok there buddy?
Scott pls.

JEEEAAAAANNNNNNNN

I’d have that face too if I was stuck in that uniform….

thelastofkrypton:

gogosydzilla:

So I found this “Marvel’s Famous Couples” set at a Peddler’s Mall the other day and

Scott you ok there buddy?

Scott pls.

JEEEAAAAANNNNNNNN

I’d have that face too if I was stuck in that uniform….

dailytroyler:

sawsan-ff:

gvacamolly:

petitbear:

skittleoakley:

Daughter tells her Dad he’s going to be a Grandpa [x]

When he says “really” ;’)

Never leave this un-reblogged

my heart is not okay.. I’m about to cry

the cutest post ever!

He’s a Cubs fan, he needs something to make him happy.